Observational Poems

This is a sit back and enjoy type of poems.

Diggin You  

Diggin You   (Diggin Into You)              It’s like stirring warm honey into chamomile              thick goodness rising sweetly              From the bottom up              That feeling of moving deep inside you              losing myself in you             When your pretty bottom’s turned up              It’s like spreading strawberry jam on a biscuit              looking forward to that first bite             When my hunger is …

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Value of a Dollar

100 pennies  10 dimes  20 nickels  4 quarters  2-50cent pieces   Or any combination of the above   or one Susan B. Anthony  or one Sacajawea  or one George Washington himself   I learned to count before entering school  Could recognize and name change pieces by age 6  Learned basic math before learning to read   Made it a point to demonstrate my number skills to all …

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Nonsexual Nonsense (Synonyms, Homonyms, and Contextual Twists) 

Will eclair made from glair cuz the yolk isn’t there  Seem a joke to some folk?  Will they stare and then glare burdened by the non humorous yoke?   Though possessing a humerus  they can’t perceive my tone  Faces carved as from stone  They lack a funny bone   Giving mousse to a goose?  Does it make him get loose?  Or   if I goose a …

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My Wife 

I once had a bad ass girl who was really something spectacular  She was a champ in the bed who regularly took my body the distance  This woman I once had  Had a thick, shapely, solid, and tight body that I could not keep my hands or eyes off of  She kept me motivated  She gave me a special kind …

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Man at His Best; ‘Cause of Her 

 I am the protector And often provider A rampaging Beast Yet docile beside her  Like fire I purge I scour the forest floor She’s the sweet rain that follows And brings forth life once more  Instinct drives me forward To master each quest But it is my woman Who brings out my best  When troubles arise Her love pulls me through it In solitude I’m a monster But even …

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Lovin It

 Oh yes I love sex  In its many aspects  From cut and dried simple  To absurdly complex   The “Wham Bam, Thank You Ma’am”  Or the “Intricate Dance”  Where my waiting and wanting  Strains the cloth of my pants   From the loudness of “Fuck Talk”  To her whisper soft begs  Dining daintily on her skin  Or my face shoved ‘tween her legs   Love the chase …

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