Nonsexual Nonsense (Synonyms, Homonyms, and Contextual Twists) 

Will eclair made from glair cuz the yolk isn’t there  
Seem a joke to some folk?  
Will they stare and then glare burdened by the non humorous yoke?  

Though possessing a humerus  
they can’t perceive my tone  
Faces carved as from stone  
They lack a funny bone  

Giving mousse to a goose?  
Does it make him get loose?  
Or  
 if I goose a real moose,  
Will he loose a kick to my caboose?  

Oh I’m just being silly  
So what is the use?  
This world is so serious I’ll just channel Dr. Seuss  

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